some people are so good at talking like they open their mouth and out comes good ideas and perfectly constructed sentences and they have confidence and everyone listens to them talk
but when i talk it’s like hello morning yes butter homework wiggle book good
hen the occasional ‘whibbly wobbly timey whimey’
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im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu
i love you
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STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED:
i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)
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Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?you broke the world
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Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are
[whispers]
people you know on here
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